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Prep talk
Legacy
6 Diligent'06
Alanna
Albert
Amanda
Amirah
Arnold
Arthur
Atiqah
Audrey
Bertrand
Camille
Cammie
Carin
Charlene
Chen Xing
Cheryl
Chong Wei
Choon Long
Chu Ning
Clarissa
Claudia
Danial
Darren
Dennis
Elfie
Fadzly
Faith
Fanglin
Galvin
Gladys Koh
Gladys Wee
Goh Id
Grace
Hameed
Haowen
Hazmie
HCVB
Hong Kai
Hosy
Ilina
Isaac
Jeremy
Jermaine
Jessica
Jiayi
Jia Yun
Jie Rong
Jie Yi
Jingwen
Jody
Jolyn
Jozoe
JunDe
Jun Hao
Justin
Kai Li
Kalun
Kang Raye
Kasandra
Kavis
Kok Seng
Kuanhe
Lai Sheng
Lecia
Lindee
LinJian
Linshan
Lydia
Maureen
Max
Melanie
Merabel
Minqhee
Naqib
Nicholas
Pantita
Pengru
ProjectFriendMarked
Samuel Lau
Samuel Tay
Sarah
Seow Rong
Serene
Shaw Shian
Shicheng
Sian Nee
SiQi
Siti
Sze Yuen
Tian Jie
Ting Shan
Vivyan
Wan Xin
Wayne
WDP SC
Weeshuen
Wei Ren
Xiao Jun
Xin Lerk
Xin Pei
Xin Yi
Xue Chen
Yan Ying
Yang Yi
Yong Chang
Yong Sheng
Yuzhong
Zhengmin
Zhi Ruo
Zhiyee
Zijie
f*_king / orgasm - sounds / noise.
Happy Birthday to Elfie!! :)
Double science draw diagrams for phy6. Fun & slack. I like.
Chinese boring. Wang haven't lesson over, we heard the bell just stand up, wang lao shi zai jian, xie xie wang lao shi, then he diao, just let us off. LOL.
HAHA double math Mr Ang wasn't here, anw, Mr Tan came in during the last 5 mins of the period & told us it was his. Wasted one whole period.
Second period of math took up by lit! Woo had ace activity. CHAO fun, made a retarded parody out of the Emily thingy thingum, change it to Kheong of emerald hill.
Eng was boring too, langs also damn boring want, do the same things, yet i don't learn much & keep sucking at them ):
HAHA last lesson lit! Acted out the skit & lalala. Damn cool.
Ronghao's group presented first, theirs was Bee chu or wdv you spell her name, as a dog lol. So Ronghao acted as the dog, growling here & there. Quite interesting! But i think ours nicer ;D
HAHAHAHAHA!! We presented our totally out-of-point&task presentation, & i solo the whole skit. BTW I DID EVERYTHING THERE MYSELF LA. Pro right! Monologue, must do everything by yourself. IMBAH. LOL. I acted at Kheong. Hmmm okay i shall write from what i did.
" Welcome welcome! Everyone come eat buffet! "
Hand signals to invite people into the house & opens the door for nobody. Closes the door.
" Everyone makan makan! "
Sat down, ate in fast motion, pretended to be dam full by touching my abs woooo. ( zhengting zhengjie dont talk cock! Its all for the skit, not for zi lian purpose :)
" lets all play mahjong! "
Started to do the play mahjong action. ( Retard weeshuen said i was swimming. lmao. )
" 13 yao! YEAH i win 5000dollars! "
Goes crazy over the freaking i-cant-see-money, open the imaginary door, closes the imaginary door, walks out, find Diana the pros, does the wtf hand sign ( remember Rusell Peters & his wtf sign? xD )
" One night how much!? "
" 500 bucks? Okay lets go! "
Pretends to hold an imaginary girls hand, walks to a hotel, opens the door, closes the door.
( * WOO CLIMAX * )
Faces the board, purposely not to the crowd la duh. Did a freaking pelvic thrusts ( AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! ) while saying,
" ooooh baby, say my name! " ( No comments, the whole group came up with this. )
( okay i was being a pure retard here cause the whole class was laughing like mother. LOL )
( in case yall dont know, pelvic thrusts was the having sex that action ahaha What the Tuck right. I was supposed to say someone's name cause the whole group insisted on it. HAHA anyone in my class guess also know. Nah i never shout her name la retard. )
( okay waited for the "high" class to stop laughing, continued with my monologue. )
Pretended to wear my pants & clothes, walked out with my imaginary pros, pretended to see Emily ( wife of Kheong in the actual story , the pros Diana was just a whore .)
Shouted to the pros, pretended to throw her away.
" You're such a shrew! I have no need for you now! Mampus, youre finished! ".
Pretended to run after a Emily. Picked her up from the ground, rushed to hospital, asked doctor for help.
Walked around while looking at my watch, faced the computer table,
" TINK! " ( sound of the bells in the hospital when operation ends )
" Hows my wife doctor? "
" Huh she cannot be cured!? "
Turned into a mad dog, acted out a heart attack look-alike & just fell down, as in seriously fell down.
( HAHA Jason was hiding behind the teachers table, then i just tumble down without supporting myself, while jason supported me, hiding in the table. Everyone super shocked, they thought i bang onto the floor. Then they realised jason behind me when i fell down. DIAO BWAHAH! )
ACTION PACKED. STILL GOT PELVIC THRUSTS LEH. Risk my pride & honour & lala & blah blah to do that shitzx for Ace. Fricking desperate lol. I must get 3 ace for that man. GRR!
HAHAH THE PELVIC THRUSTS PART DAMN FUNNY LA. I pretend laxing, " uh uh uh" shakes around ( OBSCENE LA ) xD. Then whole class start laughing like some imbah shit. But dam funny la! i can't stop laughing myself. Hahahahaa! Luckily Mr Siew is a nice man. Very flexible want.
Went to see WEE KIM WEE's daughter for medical check up today. Sian man my height decreased to 166 ~.~ HAHA she used the children kinda measurement, then i already over the strip of measurement, she aga aga gimme so gl height lol. Guess what, my weight dropped 2 kg in one week. Retarded f@g her measurement is 50, weights room is 52. HAHA WTH. She really did a whole body check up la. Scary. She checked my back for dam long, ask me bend down, lie down, turn around, lalala. Wasted to much time to convince herself my back IS OKAYYYYYY. Yes i finished all my jabs so no need take another jab, my last one was may at the MOH.
I laxing too much liao. Must study hard already. Ace is bullshit, Op is crap, Eoy must jiayou. Nyeh!
WOO patrick jumpen, jumpstyle. They pwn arcade losers.
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