jiaolian measuring the height of the net hahaa.



Soon it was dinner - rice, duck, veggies & chicken.






ahyo wayne dont look at your pretty pwetty photos la. EAT!

We went back & partied in Zheng Ting cum Hongsen’s room. We played Dai Ti, Bridge, L4D, LF2, watch teevee. Super fun!
& that was the end of day1.

Day 2wo.

First things first before I say how did the DAY go, let me complain how did the NIGHT went!

FREAKING IRRITATING MOSQUITOES BIT ME ALL THROUHGOUT THE NIGHT! They were buzzzzzzzing non-stop beside my ear! I had to hide / cuddle inside the blanket & almost suffocated, luckily there was 2 pillows so I used one to lift up the blanket for oxygen. I woke up with 7 mosquito bites. Rah!

Anyway, being the oh-so-good captain I always was (HAHAHAHAHAHA), I gave everyone morning call. So nice of me right! Everyone was punctual la duh ( COS OF ME ME ME ).

Our first breakfast in Wenchang high school was maggieeeeeee meeeeee with veggie & some meat. I also ate 1 hardboiled egg & 3 floss breads. I felt so full after the breakfast. Luckily I ate that much, because I never expected the training later to be, worst than hell.

THE MAGGIE DAMN BAGUS! :D

The slowest eater in hcvb history - Bingru.



We gathered at Wenchang’s track for our physical training. First up, 2k! It was so taxing on my ankles to run 2k T.T Mr Tok’s daughter outran us & lapped us one round LOL & she is only 7 years old. After that was very tedious & meticulous stretching & stretching, stretch until my whole body tired le la. BUT THAT WAS JUST THE WARM UP.

Next, was step ups, both directions, fast step frontwards & backwards, 三步, 解球, 三步plus解球, left leg hops, right leg hops, double leg hops, & sprinting.

This may seem like very little, but the coach there cares more about quality than quantity, so we kept doing the same drills like at least 4 times each before he is contented ( actually not really contented la but he knows we’re gonna die soon, really soon ). BESIDES, it was after all the shitty warm-up & stretching, I swear we almost died. I could sleep immediately if the coach didn’t ask us to do more drills la.

If you thought that was the end, go & die. He still had some more COOL DOWN PT for us! Sit-ups 30x2sets. Mermaid ON THE TRACK 30x2sets also. I sunpa the team can really finish one swimming pool after that la. Singapore’s pt is NOTHING compared to Hainan’s pt man. They do what we do EVERY MORNING WITHOUT FAIL, even more times & sets. No wonder all their players so tall plus legs looks so muscular like hourglass shape.

everybody terribly exhausted.

Later was lunch, thankfully. I was so tired that I couldn’t even remember what we ate for lunch that day. We immediately went back to the hotel to slack slack slack. At 4pm later that day still had friendly against Wenchang high school.

THEY ARE IMBAH. NUFF SAID. They are godly in terms of spiking, height & jumps. They thunder like nothing one la. After they thunder the ball will bounce back to their court so very hard for us to get the balls. Damn ass. They all jump at least 60cm some more. OMG.

This is how we count our scores LOL.

Overall we still played pretty well, lost all though, our best score was 25-20!
The night was colddddd after dinner.





Debriefed at Elvin, Wee Yong’s room, then went out for bbq!

Imam guaikia cannot eat spicy food because of my leg so I only ate bread, beef & sausage. But nonetheless it was niceeee, too bad I can’t eat spicy stuff or it’ll be even hotter! ;D

烧烤！Best!

& that’s the end of day2.

Day 3hree.

Woke up, breakfast ( remains as the best meal of the day ), then basic volleyball training again.

the maggie really damn nice okay.

wee yong pervy.

热烈欢迎新加坡华侨中学排球队的师生们！

向新加坡华侨中学排球队学习！Learn what from us when they so imbah?



Spiking, set games etc etc some of the normal stuff with different advice from different coaches.

We finished training, ate lunch then prepared for a stupid tour.

THE SAUSAGE & FISH DAMN DAMN DAMN DISGUSTING!!

LOL. Global branch of our school.

The slogan on the glass panel on the hotel is epic scam.

We visited 2 beaches,

Mr. Tok & his daughter, Erika!

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A div :)

Fish tank!

The restaurant there.

See the hut over there? Thats the washroom.




UGLY PUFFER FISH.

This is where they train.

I wonder are those coconuts their refreshments?

Confucius’s temple 孔子庙,

This aunty damn annoying, the umbrella so big the gate so small she dowan siam.

Zheng Ting failz at starting a fire.

AHHHHHHHHHH, so warm :)

Erika trying to cook up the fire.

Hongsen the pro at starting fires!

& a supermarket.

DAMN COOL SUPERMAKET - appearance wise.

IMBAH wang wang!

One of the beaches was supposedly a tourism spot, whilst the other was where the Wenchang team trains. Everywhere in china there is a 孔子庙 la, I think.

After that we rushed back for friendly with Wenchang again. Lost all again sian.

THEY JUMP SO HIGH!!



Dinner. While on the way back we shopped a bit. Back in the hotel we taught Chong Hon & Han Ying how to play Bridge! Me – King of Bridge :D

We played until 12am & quickly went to sleep. There’s still training tomorrow. Ahhhhhhhh.

& that’s the end of day3.

Day 4our.

Woke up, breakfast,

Shaw shian & his cock ^^

normal training. So lame la the training I stand there watch the a div training -.- piss me & chong hon off ttm.







Lunch, then rest time before friendly with the monsters again.







Though we were very very tired & are supposed to take a gooood afternoon nap,

Wayne the panda.

some of us ended up playing Bridge in Bingru & Chong Hon’s room.

We headed for friendly, lost all, still. But we played well :) We gave them our school collar pins for souvenirs. It was the last friendly on the trip so sad BOOOHOOOHOOO! :(

Dinner then went back to the hotel while Zheng Ting, Zheng Jie & Dong Ying bought earphones from a cheapo shop.







While waiting for our supper, I, Kian Keong, Gilbert, Junxiong & Zheng Jie played asshole dai ti.

The supper was with the Hainan vb players! Cool neh! We ate bbq again, just that this time it’s at a restaurant.

Hainan chicken! Delicious!

Their porridge tastes damn good also!





We interacted with them, & learnt some secrets moves from them! Joking joking. Now I shall leak out some of the random facts about them.

1. They must be at least 175 to join the team.
2. They have around 100+ players in the team.
3. They all live together in the boarding school.
4. They have officially 5 male teams – A1, A2, A3, A4, & A5.
5. We played against A4. ( OMG WTH!? )
6. They all minimally jump up to 3.4m to be in the A(number) team. If not reserves.
7. They train physical from 5.30am – 7.00am.
8. Schooling from 7.00am to 11.00am, then 11.30am – 7.00pm training.
9. The most zaikia player was sitting beside me, with a height of 1.91m & reach of 3.47m. WHAT THE SHIT?!
10. Ch!na is not cool! But China volleyball player are downright cool.

Next, we went for LAN ( IN CHINA OMG! ) & the china guys owned man ( they could use sniper on scope & play!? ). Oh by the way their LAN was 2.5YUAN per hour, ~ 50cents in Singapore per hour. Shuang not?

THIS IS THE LAN CENTER YO.



Last words of goodbye with the Hainan players & headed back to the hotel. Before we slept, we killed mosquitoes for a comfy sleep that night. Junxiong with 0 kills, me with 1 kill, Wayne with double kills, Zheng Jie with 3 kills & Elvin with 4 kills. Cool neh. So many mosquitoes! Never ending cycle of mosquito breeding in that Hainan Island though. Maybe they should call it Mosquito Island.






wayne & his double kill.

& that’s the end of day 4.

LAST 2 DAYS GO GO GO. AHHHHHHH.

Day 5ive.

Woke up & quickly packed my stuff because we are leaving today afternoon.



Last training of the trip sob sob T____________T. Rather lame but nonetheless. Overall-y we learnt much. However for some reason the court was E.X.T.R.E.M.E.L.Y. dirty & S.L.I.P.P.E.R.R.Y. None of us had much mood to train anymore. I mean who would if every 3 steps you make most likely you will slip & fall or sprain your ankle.

We had lunch then hurried back to get ready to leave the ‘hotel’. YAY!
Before we checked in into the other hotel we had another tour around the place. Luckily this time the tourism spot is much more interesting. We were touring inside a dormant volcano mountain.

Scammer wang wang, only one piece. Tsk.

Wah Wayne so cute ah.

Team Weehur, with a lot of peapurl missing.



























Then we went into the hotel! We finally found a more acceptable looking hotel man. It was plain cool. LOL. The rooms had almost everything; I wished my room was like that. We unpacked then played Bridge & got high with the many many cool facilities there.


Heavenly entrance.

Heavenly poster.

Heavenly room number.


Heavenly door to room.

Heavenly washroom.

Heavenly bath facilities.

Heavenly tea services.

Heavenly mirror.

Heavenly bed!

Dinner was sirloin steak. We’re retarded peapurl who goes to China to eat steak. But it was not bad, & it only costs 1buck more than Prince!






last dinner in hainan in 20000000009.

Shaw so shy shy ~














MY 浪沙牛排



Next was shopping till we drop. I bought some souvenirs & shoes. BUT I DIDN’T BUY THE PLAYBOY JACKET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BhFYTfJhfYT;JgYTECTUIhYEULjiT!!!

Failblog.

Failblog2.

Super creative stairs!

Unable-to-comprehend.

This is where i bought my shoesssss :)

I very sad I never buy la. Boohoohoo. Still, I was contented with the shoes, damn cool I like.

Debriefed at 11, all the way until 12+. We watched some DOTA channel,

DOTA channel omg!



played & played. I think I slept at 3+am, not sure about the rest.
So that was the end of our last full day in Hainan.

Day 6ix LAST DAY.

I woke up super early for breakfast argh. I wanted to sleep more but there were noisy peauprl & stupid morning callSSSSSSS. Though this was a hotel, the breakfast wasn’t as nice as Wenchang’s. Bleh.

Shaw looks like he's asleep while eating breakfast.

After that we headed for airport already then byebyeeeeeeeeeee Hainan!

Needless to say, I survived the retardedly horrendous & arduous trip of coming back to Singapore in T!ger Airways.





HOME SWEET HOME!

In a nutshell, we learnt loads, bonded even stronger together as a team, faced teams that are much stronger than National Champs, & we will be much stronger back in Zonals & Nationals.

• This post was crafted very long ago, just didn’t want to post it. So here it is. Hahaa ^^